THEME TUNE
It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone, more or less,
Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun...
I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose,
Drinking fresh mango juice,
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun...
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun...
ARNIE RIMMER'S DEATH MACHINE
We are tough and we are mean!
Arnie Rimmer's death machine
All we do is kill and slay
Don't care if we get blown away!
Hey! Har! Hey, hie, hee!
Hey! Har! Hey, hie, hee!
Arnie Rimmer's death machioiay-oiay-oiay!
THE 'INDLING SONG
Our love I tried to kindle
Like firelight it did dwindle
Now I wonder when this wind'll
Ever stop....